Kelakar Bangat!!!

Mas...Mas...jumpa aje kau bende2 merepek nie yek?!Syaz pun malas nak lama2 kat sini. Babai!

something really really funny!

No time nak buat post panjang panjang , in between neonatal rounds ( abe, aku kat erinville arini..hahaha) , well was going tru the list of hospitals in malaysia online, i want u guys to go to :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hospitals_in_Malaysia

scroll down to government hospitals in penang ( the last one on the list) ....and you'll see why i just burst out laughing like hell few minutes ago....... seems to be a suitable place for me to start work......

aku marah!!!.....

now, ingat abe sorang boleh marah aku pun boleh marah, kenapa aku marah? ha ni aku nak cerita. just got back from the hospital post call ler ni, and lay on my bed (not really mine but B&Bnyer) then i went to our beloved cerita kita website, aik? perodua kelisa from the viewpoint of what's that guy's name kelly clarkson? whatever, ok let's see and i spotted the video when paul tan's site came onto my screen. even better then i clicked on it, watched it and i can't believe that this few minutes of video clip awaken me from sleep deprivation as a result of my on-call last night. what the? afiq ada so i can't really say those bad words, i try to see it from neutral point of view and these are what i can think of, not in importance or chronological order:
1. what was his point? that kelisa is a crap car? assuming there was no other missing part of the video i'm sorry but just couldn't see it. hammering the car body? what is he trying to prove that the material is not strong enough? i wanna see it done on so-called upper class luxury car, wonder kemik ke tidak. ok let's see that if he wanna prove that the metal made of the car is not as solid as should be and if u were in crash with it u crumpled to death instantly, that's why it's top speed was what 85mph!! so if u crash at top speed of this car would be equivalent to supposedly more solid allegedly better material car at it's top speed. F=ma, mass and accelaration. it's a matter of compensation!!!!
2. no soul, no passion, no flair....what a full of crap!!! this guy should see the whole picture and within context. if it's a developed country made car, well fair enough coz they have the luxury of wide marketing and establishment that the whole world couldn't deny. as for us on the other hand, who exactly the car market targeted at, us malaysian people who rata-rata struggling days and nights working our asses off just to keep on living at just enough level and couldn't afford expensive luxury cars, so cheap cars come at an expense of simplicity and basic machinary functions with not much aesthetic value or passion which the whole point being to show off skills of the designer and creator, which by the way not the main reason the car is made for. believe it or not cars like these have made many many malaysian people can own cars and get them mobile throughout the country. with so many cars now on the road in malaysia particularly in the big city like KL, JB, Penang and mersing, people find this car really handy. if he value sangat passion mende-mende alah tu semua ha cuba buat kereta dgn limited budget and for cheap price at the same time maintaining it's spirit of car manufacturing.
3. meh sini aku nak tengok kereta rover kena gantung dgn tertonggeng with 1 tonne weight tied up to its BUMPER, tertanggal ke idak? fine if he wants to compare it's safety features and by doing that will show that luxury or at least better car than kelisa won't cause trauma as much as the others in bad events, fine that's a fair point for those who considering to buy it, but what this test trying to pull? me tak paham and the explosion scene just to make it's end more dramatic ke apa? cuba try kat kereta lain, i wonder if this is how the show conclude the car is not worth at all to own as i don't really watch it (indeed i'm glad that i didn't) .
4. my opinion that this guy's opinion about the car is simply a bias one, why? this is how rich and wealthy teramat people would think as they have choices. maybe kelisa is not good enough for the english road, not yet anyway but remember there's always room for improvement. japanese and korean were ridiculed when they first imitated and modified western technology in their own car manufacturing but now their products are everywhere. to malaysian car manufacturer this is only the first step towards success and to that jeremy clarkson guy in spirit of freedom of speech i'd like to say once a penjajah always a penjajah..........to malaysians don't discourage each other, we had enough outside people who do so to us all the time. the last thing that we should do is undermine ourselves which sadly to say kinda inert to us and no wonder very few malaysian doctors kat sini yg successful despite being known to be hardworking and reliable people, don't you think? i'm patriotic after all!!! damn now i'm too excited and angry to sleep!!!!!

Belilah Barangan Buatan Malaysia

Tup-tup... TEST!!! TEST!!! 1... 2... 3... HELLO..... (mic test)

Belilah wahai umat Barangan Buatan Malaysia !!!!!

JANGAN MALU-MALU!!! JANGAN SEGAN-SEGAN!!! MURAH-MURAH!!!! LELONG-LELONG!!! CEPAT-CEPAT!!!

nak lagi :::

http://paultan.org/archives/2005/12/19/jeremy-clarkson-annihilates-the-perodua-kelisa/

http://www.verdictoncars.com/jsp/vocmain.jsp?lnk=201&model=848&

description=Perodua%20Kelisa

http://www.alexallied.com/what-the/a-criticism-on-malaysian-car-manufacturers

http://www.wisebuyers.co.uk/index.jsp?guide=reviews&page=reviews&no

=2&make=Perodua&model=Kelisa&revid=848

how dare u king kong!!!!

a week to remember ( cewah!)

special thanx to the people who were involved in the ballon blowing session (for once it had a theme)

Dah lame gila aku tak memblog-kan diri , well probably about a month or so , may be more, owing to the absence of activities due to the absence or lacking of certain people associated with abundant-ness of activities. First to leave Cork was Shaznay on a bus bound to Limerick ( 2 weeks) then continuing on in Tralee for another week , then it was Emmarina’s journey back home to Malaysia for a month or so, Paan on the other hand was sent up to some hospital in Navan, while yours truly got what your truly deserved ; 2 week rotation in some kampong in north cork. Funny that after such hype in the weeks preceeding to the departures, we really really did have so much fun and for it to come to a rather sudden and abrupt stop, your truly did need some adjustment. For once, I realised how dependent I was on Shaznay’s cooking skills – it took me almost 30 minutes or so start the bloody cooker ( and bare in mind people, the cooker in house is some brand-less early 80s cooker, NOT the new ones you see in your respective houses).

Nak mintak tolong pawi suruh pasangkan api , malulah pulak, so terpaksalah aku relatively bertungkus-lumus cube pasang api dgn lighter. My problems did not only stop there, negotiating our food cupboard pulak satu hal. Believe me people, our food cupboard IS well stocked. We probably have every single type of seasoning or powder under the sun – even more then kedai FAraj jual ayam tuh. The only problem was that the countless serbuks were not labelled – and for some reason they all look relatively the same and the only distinguishing feature is probably the smell. Nak cari serbuk curry pon payah, lagi lagi aku ni yang jarang masak, call me stupid or what , but on the first day of cooking by myself, I actually had problems identifying the serbuk kari among other serbuks available in our cupboard – tak ingat how the serbuk curry actually smelt like!!!

Well my GP attachment was PAIN, excruciating. This was probably due to the single fact that I was sent to some kampong. If the objective was to sent me to some rural area, then they really succeeded in doing so as the village I was sent to was really really RURAL , as in RURAL, RURAL. The soap Coronation Street pon probably has a bigger set then the town I was sent to. My day would start at 1030 and go on till about 630 or so. In between that we would travel to another village about 30 minutes away from the town, were my GP has set up sort of a community clinic for the village. Travelling in his 4WD was indeed an experience and THAT was intresting, as the road was really of rural standards ( read: lecak and lopaks , slit is a norm in those areas) . Throughout the whole experience, I gained valuable knowledge – eg. how to differentiate between a cattle farmer and a horse breeder by body odour. The people of the village were very nice - some thought we were Christian missionaries , other asked whether we were Japanese tourists coming to see cattle ( TO SEE CATTLE, WTF???).

top : breakfast in the morning ( so malaysia), bottom : sri enjoying some turkish delight

About 2 weeks in the kampong, I was probably on the verge of suffering from farm-stress. It felt really good to actually set foot again in cork city, to smell some smoke and pollution, and to see those traffic lights. Punyalah gian nak pergi rumah sri , I couldn’t but wait to get home as fast as possible on that day. Sampai-sampai, shaznay tak der kat umah, called him, and said that he was at some bar with Valessa – KONON-KONONlahkan. Later during the day had dinner at Scoozi dengan Emmarina and after that headed to Sri’s house where everyone was there.

at agee/uncle house for aqila's party

Little did I know that those Muslims were planning a surprise birthday gathering at Sri house the next day. And obviously being NAÏVE and VERY innocent indeed your truly fell into the trap macam babi hutan gemuk masuk perangkap
. I must say that I really enjoyed the birthday party, although you guys shouldn’t have

awwwwwww...........

The food was really-really great ( honestly I really liked everything) and TO ME THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WAS to have everyone there for that gathering. Pada aku ,having everyone there was more important that the actual birthday . I must say that it was rather a not so ‘smooth month or two’, and the gathering sort of help lighten up things – if I may say so

awwwwwwww.........

It would take ages to mention names, so thank you to everyone for the great party ( especially tuan rumah)



The next few days was filled with visits to Costa, twice to Istanbul kebab (the Turkish delight is good- betul tak shaz??), a walk down memory lane in UCC, Costa and twice to Smith’s toys to get a present for Aqila . Again, had a gathering at Uncle/Agee’s house for the birthday. Mungkin sebab lame tak ada gathering, everyone was in the mood to pose for the camera. Had a fun taking pictures from all angles, macam-macam posing pon ade. The session probably unleashed the supermodels among everyone ( maklumlah lama tak gather) and also seorang atan. I must say that digital cameras can make people do wonders ( betul tak siti?). At this moment, I have to say I’m churning saliva ( honestly) like a dog as I’m reminiscing about Leia’s orange cake which we had one day which was sooooo-lah sedap.

perkara-perkara berbangkit yang lain :

• abe's fart ( to DIE for)
• emergence of a new style of camera posing ( the ATAN-look)
• how someone nearly froze to death in my house ( sorry!!)
• wings or no wings
• idrus

fixing aqila princess coupe

Well aniways all in all, the week was indeed a great one. The food was great and everyone was there. Time is changing soooooooo-lah fast, that I not did even realise that it has been 4 years since 10/03/2002, and next year it will be 5 years since 10/03/2002, and 5 years after that, I’ll be 30 ( most likely by then I’ll be buncit and fat with cushingoid like facies driving some torn down second hand rimless perodua kacil)- hopefully NOT-lah kan. I can’t see myself in 6 years time, but one thing I have to say is that I’ll definitely remember this week

awwwww............tisu tisu ...mane tisu.........

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