skop keje

Aku sooooo tak sangke dah dekat sebulanlah aku keje, lame jugaklah for a very leisurely person like me. Anyway, skop keje aku sangatlah ‘complicated dan mencabar’ sekali, al maklumlah surgical intern. Berikut adalah skop keje aku hamper tiap tiap hari:

1. chart fluids
2. chart fluids
3. kene bleep dgn nurse sbb tak chart lagi fluids
4. barulah chart fluids
5. chart pain analgesia
6. chart analgesia
7. chart anti emetics
8. kene bleep dgn nurse sbb tak chart lagi analgesia
9. rechart drug kardex
10. rechart drug kardex
11. talipon microbiologist
12. menyundal sekejap kat dr.'s rest
    
13. order xray
14. order ct
15. order MRI
16. mintak report xray,ct, MRI ASAP from radiologist
17. tunggu kat depan pintu radiologist at 1pm nak mintak report
18. 2pm – radiologist tak bukak pintu lg , walaupun dah sejam tunggu dpn pintu dia and siap ketuk lagi, putus asa, try 4pm
19. 4pm- tunggu depan pintu radiologist nak mintak report for evening ward round
20. 4.30pm radiologist ditemui, kene soal dgn radiologist abt patient, belambak question disuruh jawab, di suruh define maksud ‘acute abdomen’-baru buleh dpt verbal report ‘ cibai puki punyer radiologist
21. IV line
22. IV line
23. IV line
24. PR exam, PR exam
25. frustrated tak dpt masuk IV line
26. IV line
27. fax letter to Dublin
28. mintak transfer patient to Dublin
29. fast track letter to dublin
30. discharge patient
31. ECG, ECG , ECG
32. admit patient
33. gaduh dengan secretary 1D ( OMG!!! SHE such a BITCH) sebab rebut compiter nak print lab patient
34. consult letter
35. consult letter
36. talipon reg team yg lain utk verify consult tersebut
37. kene marah dgn reg team yg lain sbb tak tahu pasal patient, tapi memandai nak mintak consult
38. word round evening- refer to1,2,5,6,12,13,14,24,28
39. lepas segala kat atas tuh siap, baru buleh balik umah- kalau tidak tak bule balik umah, uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway , as I said keje aku sangatlah mencabar, sepatutnyer aku amik jer course secretary kat cosmopoint tuh, barulah effektif sikit keje aku, anyway, having said that aku bersyukur jer sbb dpat keje. Majority time keje aku terlibat dengan talipon , so aderlah dalam 2 jam tiap tiap ari aku tercongok kat talipon 1C , menalipon orang

BAik aku bagi example :

2 days ago nie, patient masuk sbb exec of pilonidal sinus

So kene admit masuk ward, entah kenape, private patient kot

Anyways lepas surgery, mr Waldron suruh bagi mamat tuh augmentin, dressing, zydol, and a DEPILATION CREAM, sebab mamat nie banyak bulu kat bontot ( mmg banyaklah , sebab aku yang buat examination)

Reg pulak tak tau aper DEPILATION CREAM tuh, he said bende tuh ader jerk at dalam BNF.

This was at 530pm, mamat tuh dah tunggu 4 jam utk di d/c

Anyway, so lepas tuh terkontangkantingla aku mengkaji BNF cari hair removal cream

Siap 2 orang nurse lagi tolong aku , bukak MIMS, sebab kesian patient tengah tunggu nak di D/c

Anyway, so tak jumpe la kat dlm BNF

So talipon pharmacy regional, tp tutup

So aku tekan butang magik 9, sambung ke switch, then to the nearest known open pharmacy, dptlah o’sullivans kat Bandar

Aderlah depat 15 mins aku bincang dgn dia pasal cream nak buat bulu bontot org !!!

Takder penghabisan

Then aku d/c dulu patient, aku ckp nanti aku talipon dia

Next day aku taliponlah pharmacy regional, ckp dgn pharmacy for a suitable hari removal cream for the buttocks

Mau at this stage, nurse nurse and porter porter disekeliling aku ketika itu dah ketawa

Si Pharmacist tuh pon siap ketawa

Siap ckp is this a joke lagi - can U imagine perasaan aku time nie, penat penat aku talipon sane sinie, dia ingat joke, U BITCH!

Aku pon serius lah berckp, menerangkan keadaan sebenar

So pharmacist tuh pon serius

Siap tanye aku sepecifically where the abcess was

On the buttock cheeks , or on the natal cleft

So dia suggest guna VEET ( yang ader kat dlm TV tuh)

Veet for sensitive skin

Pharmacist tanyer aku tau gune ke?? I was like fuck u bitch aku mane gune hair removal cream dlm hati

So then aku bincang dgn nurse cam na nak gune veet nie, nurse siap bagi tips tips lagi for the best way to do it ( aku siap buat short notes lagi), siap cerita experience dia buat bikini wax lagi segala

So then talipon patient , explain how to use veet-

CAN U IMAGINE PEOPLE?? THINGS I DO FOR MY PATIENTS!!!!!??!! AND THINGS I HAVE TO DO??!!!

HAIR REMOVAL CREAM For THE BUTTOCKS!!!!!!

Pathetic la jugak kan!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, nanti aku cerita ceriti lagi skop keje aku YANG LUAS TUH!!!!